When the moon fell in love with the sun All was golden in the sky

Alright, so yesterday i mentioned i liked Chuck Norris Jokes. i also decided to have today be a day where everyone can share theirs if they know any.

For instance, here are some examples:

-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called the islands.
-Chuck Norris does not go hunting. The word hunting implies a probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
-On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer, you will score over 8000.
- A chuck norris-delievered Roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds from death.

in other news, according to a new OSX widget, i will die on November 20th, 2082. i will live for a while. unless i happen to mysteriously be eatten by my closet during a routine cleaning. then i'm gone. ..... extended vacation if you will.

again, i encourage people to try their hand at that list of song lyrics down below. most of them aren't hard.. well, a couple, but whats the fun without a couple of challanges?